Funniest Super Junior Quotes

Because I can.
I compiled this list by myself mwahaha~ I made the grammar better too lol. XD;

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**** = my favorites :3

Donghae: "When your cat Heebum's missing, you look for it all over the house. What about me?" / Heechul: "Wait until you have 4 legs."

"When Donghae had an overseas schedule, my underwear disappeared. Hae, why did you take my underwear!?" - Eunhyuk

"I'm Yesung. I have the most beautiful voice in the group." - Yesung to Ddabbong, Ryeowook's dog.

****HeeChul: "Why do all my banners (in China) read Princess?" / Manager: "That... Hankyung is China's prince. So you're the princess."

Heechul: "How can you not be afraid of ghosts?" / Siwon: "You can, too. Go to church." / Heechul: "AISHH! Again with the church!" / Leeteuk: "Amen."

"If you want to be alive, don't let Donghae drive!" - Eunhyuk

Yesung: "Actually 3 people live in this room. Wook, me, and.. *showing Ddangkkoma* my pet turtle."

****MC : "What do you think the sexiest part of yourself is?" / Hangeng : "My legs are long and my ass sticks out."

Kyuhyun: "Sungmin-ah, you're mine. Don't give your heart to anyone else, especially Kangin."

****Zhou Mi: "Henry! Its late! Go to bed already! Get off your laptop!" / Henry: "Yes mom." / Zhou Mi: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Henry: *runs away*

Q: "Who's your favourite celebrity?" / Donghae: "Hangeng!" -50Q&A

ELF: "Donghae, I'm always faithful to you. So don't cheat on me!" / Kyuhyun: "You can cheat on him with me." -UFO Reply

ELF: "Oppa, say to me: 'Seoyoung-ah, saranghae.'!" / Kyuhyun: "Seoyoung-ah, saranghae... but I love Sungmin hyung more." -UFO Reply

****Siwon: "Hankyung's body… I saw everything!" / Hankyung: "NO!" / Siwon: "So, so sexy!" / Hankyung: "NOO! I saw everything too!" – Happy Camp

ELF: "I love Kangteuk the most!!" / Eunhyuk: "Eunhae!" / Kyuhyun: "KyuTeuk! Or KyuHyuk, KyuHae, KangKyu, KyuMin!" / Eunhyuk:"YAA!!"

ELF: "You are mine!" / Kyuhyun: "I am mine." -UFO Reply

ELF: "Hankyung is mine!" / Kyuhyun: "He's mine! Right, hyung?" / Hankyung: "Let me repeat your words: I AM MINE." -UFO Reply

****Leeteuk: "You can't find magnae in any other group who is ruder than Kyuhyun."

****Yesung: "Why is it always me and Ryeowookie dating?"

MC: "He is a Super Junior member." / Woman: "what.. Super Junior?" / MC: "You don't know Super Junior?" Yesung: "Don't you have TV at home?!!"

Donghae on Eunhyuk: "He said I'm his hubby, but he always compares me to other guys like, 'Why can't you be like him!' I'm so upset!"

Ryeowook : "Truthfully, i'm more handsome than Kangin..." / Kangin : *took off his jacket and chased after Ryeowook* "YOUUU!!" - Ann. Party

****ELF: "Hankyung oppa, your body is so good. Can I see you when you bathe?" / Heechul: "Hankyung, name your price." -UFO Reply

Jaejoong: "I like Kangin the best." / Kangin: "Hello, this is Kangin!" / Jaejoong: "OH! Kangin hyung! MOM! I'M TALKING TO KANGIN HYUNG!" – Radio

KangIn : "I hate when people touch me." / SungMin : "But you like it when I touch you." / KangIn : "But you.... you and I are one." – Chunji

"I collect bugs." - Yesung on EHB ep.9

****MC: "If you eat this leaf, you can't experience a single type of taste." / Ryeowook: *shock* "FOREVER?!?!" - Explorers of the Human Body

****Kangin: "Who has the prettiest butt?" / Ryeowook: "KYUHYUNNIE! Really, Kyuhyunsshi's butt is there's like elastic in it..." - Chunji

****Donghae: "Did you wear underwear today?" / Kyuhyun: "No, I didn't wear underwear." / Donghae: *touches Kyuhyun's pants* - Mini Drama ep 5

****ELF: "Park Jungsoo belongs to Kim Youngwoon." Kangin: "Understood. Leeteuk is mine." -UFO Reply

****Heechul: "You're Simba!" / Siwon: "Why am i the only animal?" / Heechul : "Then don't be." / Siwon: "Simba will protect Cinderella! That's awesome, hyung!"

****Heechul : "I think you're really good looking~ so manly and cool." / Siwon : "No hyung, you're beautiful." / Heechul : *smile* "I know...."

****Siwon: "If Yesung is behind you, it feels weird." / MC: "Why?" / Siwon: "There is. He has a weird aura." / Kangin: "Like an assassin."

MC : "What's the most psychotic thing about Sungmin?" / Leeteuk: "he's the most normal one compared to members. I think his normalness is the most psychotic thing."

Donghae: "If the members say it (that he's good looking) then I'm happy." / Eunhyuk: D"onghae..." / Donghae: "Huh?" / Eunhyuk: "You're good looking." / Donghae: "You too~"

ELF : "Are KangTeuk really dating?" / *KangIn began to touch LeeTeuk's face, fixed Leeteuk's hair and touched him many times before pulling him into his embrace.*

****Eunhyuk: "There isn't any area where I am not perfect. I feel that I am the world's most handsome person." / Eeteuk: "Don't you have a pair of eyes?"

Eeteuk: "…And also, wife! Eunhyuk's wife?!" / Eunhyuk: "Me? My wife? But Donghae is my wife!" – Sukira.

Nickhun: "How are you doing?" / Eeteuk: "Yes! Jump jump jump yes success."

****ELF: "Yesung Oppa, your sexy voice is the best! I was melting when I heard your voice~" / Kyuhyun: "LIAR! If you melted, you'd be dead now!" - UFO.

ELF: "Lee Hyukjae is mine!" / Donghae: "He is obviously mine!" - UFO Reply

Sungmin: "Kyuhyun-ah?" / Kyuhyun: "Yes?" / Sungmin: "I love you." / Kyuhyun: "I also love you."- Chunji Radio.

****Eunhyuk: "You eat your rice very quickly right?" / Leeteuk: "Yeah, about the same as Shindong. He doesn't eat his rice, he DRINKS his rice."

****Ryeowook: "Kangin hyung is handsome, Leeteuk hyung is too." *turns and looks at Eunhyuk* "Only Eunhyuk hyung is not like that." - SGB.

****Ryeowook: "I want to marry Donghae." / Donghae: "I can't." / Ryeowook: "The problem is that I'm not a girl." / Kangin: "In some countries they allow gay marriage."

PD: "You're always in the front." / Eunhyuk: "I've no choice. In order for the album to turn out good, you need someone the public will like."

ELF: "Yesung oppa, do you like Jungsoo oppa more or like Kangin oppa more?" / Ryeowook: "Yesung hyung likes me most." - UFO Reply.

****ELF : "Teukie-oppa! Recently I really like oppa. But I am 13 years old younger than oppa." / Leeteuk : "Age is just a number!!" - UFO Reply.  

****Yesung: "I went on a blind date when I was in school, they picked 4 best looking guys from our middle school yearbook pictures and at first I was #3 but when they saw me in person, I was #1." / Sungmin : "........sorry, I'm still in shock." - Miracle For U.

****Heebon : "If there's anything about yourselves that you're confident about?" / Donghae : "My face." / Heechul: "YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY HAHA."

ELF: "Is Cinderella Hankyung's or Simba's?" / Heechul: "Am i an item? *_*"

****ELF: "What does oppa eat for lunch?" / Kangin: "What if i said Leeteuk oppa? Will i get scolded?"

Nicole: "So which member helps you with Korean?" Hangeng: "NONE!" - Star Golden Bell.

Kangin: "How old were you when you had your first kiss?" / Ryeowook: "Me..? 18 years old." / Kangin: "It wasn't with Donghae, right..?"

ELF: "Marry me." / Kyuhyun: "When Sungmin allows." - UFO reply.

ELF: "Is Eunhae or Haeeun?" / Eunhyuk: "Because I am more handsome, so it's Eunhae." / Donghae: "It's Haeeun!!" - UFO reply.

****Eeteuk: "..I'm an Eunhae fan." / Kangin: "Hyung, because you are Leeteuk, you must like Kangteuk!!"

When Donghae and the ballerina ran off) / Eunhyuk: "I can't accept this marriage!!" - EHB Episode 6.

****Leeteuk (to Kyuhyun): "Sing that song from your favorite movie (Alladin)…Honey World?" / Kyuhyun: "Hyung, it's 'A Whole New World'." -StarKing.

****Eunhyuk: "Before, when I first saw Donghae, I really liked him." / Donghae: "WHAATT!?" - Super Junior Mini Drama.

Eunhyuk: "Hello, we are Eunhae!" / Donghae: "PUAHAHAHahahah... seriously can you say that in public?" - SJ Adonis Cam.

PD: "How do you spell "scene"?" / Eunhyuk: "S-E-A-N." / PD: "No." / Eunhyuk: "Wait, wait! S-C-E-A-N." / PD: "NO!" - unbelieveble outing.

ELF: "The most handsome man on earth is Kyuhyun." / Kyuhyun: "I know." - UFO reply.

KyuHyun: "LeeTeuk looks like he's in his thirties!" / LeeTeuk: "I do NOT look like I'm in my thirties!" / KyuHyun: "Ok, in his late twenties!" - SJ Promotion @ Thai.

****RyeoWook: "You look very handsome!" / LeeTeuk: "Which part?" / RyeoWook: "Your wrinkles!" / LeeTeuk: "WHAT?!"

****Eeteuk: "I want to do the bboobie-bboobie dance~" / Eunhae: "Why?" / Eeteuk: *smiles* / Kangin: "YOU WANT TO DO THE DANCE WITH ME RIGHT?!" - MD.

****Shin Dongyup: "Who's gonna go inside this box first?" / Eunhyuk: "Siwon." / Siwon: "Why?" / Eunhyuk: "'Cause we really want to see his well-kept pride crash down."

****Fan: "I want to become like Kangin oppa." / Sungmin: "You want to become a pervert?" - UFO Reply

****MC (to Hankyung): "Who is your Ideal woman?" / Fans: "HEECHUL, HEECHUL, HEECHUL, HEECHUL!" / Hankyung: *just smiles and listens to the fans and keeps on smiling without saying anything.*

****MC :"Kyuhyun, what sport do you like?" / Kyuhyun: "I was in the math department. I won the grand prize in the Math Olympiad.

****Kyuhyun: "...Aren't you easy?" / Kangin: "I'm not easy." / Kyuhyun: "You're not easy?" / Kangin: "He's not easy?" (referring to Sungmin) "He's not easy. Sungmin is not easy." / Kyuhyun: *stares at Sungmin for a while* "Sungmin is easy." / Kangin: *agrees* "Sungmin is easy."

****ELF: "Gege(s) usually read fanfictions about who?" / Shindong: "About KangTeuk child-bearing - Eunhyuk's recommendation."

ELF: "Why doesn't Siwon oppa reply??" / Donghae: "He's busy praying." -UFO Reply.

ELF: "Is KangTeuk real?" / Sungmin: "It's real T_T I want KangMin"

"When you're depressed, poop…" – Eunhyuk